Am here for crunchies...

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Hello. This Cat. Cat's human very occupy with big metal box. In daytime, human tap flat metal box while look at big metal box. At nighttime, human spend time on "skin care routine" and tap small metal box.

Cat not understand human activities. Cat wish human spend more time play and give crunchies. Cat become bored. So...

Cat learn read books.

Cat learn tap metal box.

Now, Cat in charge. Now Cat tap on metal box. Now Cat write newsletter. LMEOWWWWW. Now Cat tell about thinkings.

Cat is epicurean. This mean cat like food. ALOT. Cat like crunchy treats. Squeezy treats. Cheesy treats. Meaty treats. Cat like it ALL. Cat wish human give more treats.

Why human not give Cat more crunchy treats? Why? WHY? WHYYY???

Cat normally have very, very, busy schedule.

Cat need massage after busy day.

Cat also enjoy relaxing watersports. Cat think most imporβ€”

Wait. Cat hear something. Door open. Door close. Human is home. Cat need go now.

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